Strunk'sDessert

The last 16 months have been such a shit show that I had forgotten about this dumb-fuckery. Think any of the Trumpers are even still calling out that?

Again, not driving down this rabbit hole, but we're not able hit fast forward on what will come from Trump's terms in 70+ years of U.S. history like you're able to do with Jackson. Jackson's shit is proven. Trump's is still 2016 + forecasted. That's my only point.

Have been traveling for work a ton since the holidays and haven't kept up with the radio crews as much. Was thinking he had been absent for the draft just a week or two ago. Provided something interesting nearly every time he hoped on the mic. Hate he won't be providing me free, worthwhile football content anymore.

I'm not staking a claim on this at all, but I think one could easily make a case he's actually in a different stratosphere of shit than Johnson at this point, simply as a knee jerk reaction. That's a discussion for if we still have a functioning union in a few years, though.

No Jamal, it's not you. It's everybody else. You're right.

Now, this is a theory I could get behind.

What a weird fucking hill to die on. The lady has been connected to banging front office and coaches for a decade pretty openly. The lady that "broke"multiple Titan related stories and helped drive the media narrative around Vrabel's departure, openly shits on her husband, and swoons over him was pictured with him 3 hours away (2. 25 driving +.75 after full up, bathroom, check-in, unpacking, and quick fuck) from a work event at a high end, adults only resort hugging and holding hands. I'm friends with plenty of women. We hug. We laugh. We dance at big, public occasions. It's kosher. I've never gone to a remote resort with them and held hands in a pool...or hugged or danced or flirted at that resort. Pretty sure any imbecile is smart enough to get that 4-piece McDonald's Happy Meal puzzle to fit together, Director Patel. It's honestly weird to wax philosophically about it instead of just laughing at the absurdity. You do you page after page though, bud. They're fuck buddies. Let It go.

Don't get @woolfolksunclesuncle going this early on a Saturday night.

But your wife wants us in it

Agree with what @NashvilleNinjasaid while also agreeing that the Jets probably made out slightly better in the deal. However, if a scheme change only loses you a young, promising, albeit over-drafted, NT from the previous regime while netting decent edge defender for a year with an inside track to keep him if he returns to his previous performances, it's pretty hard to say the Titans brass got screwed without sounding incredibly nitpicky. Only time will tell, though.

That's what I mean when I say I hope for Kelly or Beshear. As of today, you have an veteran, astronaut, senator from a red state whose wife and life forever changed after an assassination attempt and a highly regarded, multi-term, fairly progressive young Governor in a fairly deep red state. They both clearly can build coalitions, and hopefully doing that right this second. I think it's also telling that I have barely heard any mention of "The Squad" recently. Maybe what you heard today was a red flag, but was there anyone of consequence there or a lot of people with a lot of voices trying to be heard? I think that's a significant distinction if it did exist. I truly don't know.

I've been a bit under a rock so far this year, so I'm not keeping up with nearly anything as much I as I had been. But it seems like most democrats are just keeping quiet and letting this all play out until the midterms because they really have nothing to gain besides showing good faith efforts in trying to govern. I'm hoping they're just ready to get in line and really have a strategy come fall. Could that be me hoping for the best at something so simple? Probably. Occam's Razor, though. Really hoping that they can get a Kelly or Beshear type to take the lead. Shapiro or Newsome could do the job as well, but there's still a risk with them being too tied up with the old guard of the DNC. There's plenty of others capable of carrying the message and would make great running mates and cabinet members in the new guard. I'm also hopeful that Pelosi & Schumer get the hint that they no longer matter. Trying to be positive in this shit show of times. And again, admittedly been living under a rock in terms big picture updates lately.

How many dudes have you already watched fucking your new wife? Is it a few dudes a lot of times or a lot of dudes a lot of times? Imbecile.

I deleted the shit you said in that post because I don't want to repeat your stupidity on the internet. However, I want to let you know that you could walk into a room where Trump is backdooring your dementia riddled mother and simply go, "Oh, yay, I can't believe I'm watching my hero feed my mom Lil' Smokies that way! I'm glad she's screaming in agony from excitement!" Imbecile.