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Fight to the death: Knife vs bat who wins?


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2 hours ago, Legaltitan said:

Maybe the problem here is you psychos have a lot more experience stabbing and cutting people and shit with knives than I do.  I have never attempted to stab or cut anything with a knife other than under the most relaxed and controlled circumstances.

I have as much experience stabbing someone to death as I do beating someone to death with a bat

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If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight

Fuck it. I've changed my vote. Knife it is.

So what's more funny is that when I brought this up it was to all the dads at a three-year-old's birthday party.  Obviously everyone had an opinion.  Then one or two of the moms came around and was li

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7 hours ago, Pragidealist said:

Seems to go back to anything can happen in a fight .... Hard to access the most likeu scenario ... Personal fighting style definitely seems a major factor 

the best way I know to estimate the most likely - is the figure out the simplest path of each 

bat needs multiple swings and connections to win 

knife needs one 

 

the other way would be to count the number of ways a bat can win and number of ways a knife can win and compare lol 

shit we need an AI program now to answer this 

@9 Nines

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One of the podcasts I listen to just had a listener e-mail saying there was a knife-bat fight in his area in California. The guy saw it but said the bat had a clean hit on the guy but since he didn't knock him out or kill him in the first hit it didn't matter. 

"the fight was mr. knife freely deciding how much he wanted to fuck up mr. bat, luckily on that day he seemed to car more about the belongings he came to get that started the fight"

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