Mommy issues?
In the closet, but spends his weekends adult book store? Living a life of lies?
Sister turned you down, so you had to settle for your 1st cousin?
What's funny is thinking of all the reasons why your such a miserable prick:
Caught your wife with a real man?
Uncle touched you to many times?
Someone de-panted in high school showing your classmates you came up short?
Viagra quit working?
Really the possibilities are endless why your OVER COMPENSATING