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Fight to the death: Knife vs bat who wins?


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5 hours ago, OILERMAN said:

If you had to fight a Silver back gorilla or Grizzly Bear would you rather have a knife or bat?

You have no real chance either way, but if you’re in knife range then you’re fucked regardless. So I guess in that situation I'm going to say a bat.

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26 minutes ago, Starkiller said:

You have no real chance either way, but if you’re in knife range then you’re fucked regardless. So I guess in that situation I'm going to say a bat.

 

While I agree with this logic, I am also thinking that since you have no real chance either way, you're also fucked if you're in bat range.

 

So I'm taking the knife.  And I'm throwing it right at the fucker's eyes, hoping to land a hail mary throw before it gets into either bat or knife range.

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On 7/14/2024 at 11:47 PM, pat said:

From this same reddit

 

 

 

 

I thought she was just gonna grab his balls and squeeze the hell out of them. But I suppose you might be dealing with a freak who gets off on that so maybe that wouldn't work.

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On 7/14/2024 at 7:02 PM, abenjami said:

 

While I agree with this logic, I am also thinking that since you have no real chance either way, you're also fucked if you're in bat range.

 

So I'm taking the knife.  And I'm throwing it right at the fucker's eyes, hoping to land a hail mary throw before it gets into either bat or knife range.

If its a fight to death, you have to pick the knife. Not sure how you would kill or even injure a gorilla or a bear with a bat. 

 

If the goal is to survive, the bat might give you a better chance. As mentioned, swinging a larger object around and having a little more distance might be enough to prevent an actual attack from happening. 

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