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Fight to the death: Knife vs bat who wins?


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If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight

Fuck it. I've changed my vote. Knife it is.

So what's more funny is that when I brought this up it was to all the dads at a three-year-old's birthday party.  Obviously everyone had an opinion.  Then one or two of the moms came around and was li

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On 7/14/2024 at 4:02 PM, abenjami said:

 

While I agree with this logic, I am also thinking that since you have no real chance either way, you're also fucked if you're in bat range.

 

So I'm taking the knife.  And I'm throwing it right at the fucker's eyes, hoping to land a hail mary throw before it gets into either bat or knife range.

 

Throwing axe?  That an option?

 

 

15 hours ago, OILERMAN said:

 

 

"attacked" is a strong word here.  "mildly threatened" more appropriate

 

and BTW, if I got a bat, I ain't just going Tony Soprano's dudes.  if vs a human some basic bo staff training (like a side feint leading to punch/thrust to the nose) goes a long way.

 

1 hour ago, abenjami said:

Anyone want to bet they live in a red state?

 

anyone stupid might. 

 

though you know as I know that after you get past the accent and such, this could be Barstow

 

 

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