abenjami Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 5 hours ago, OILERMAN said: I just read a bat can actually heal a stab wound by rubbing the end of the bat into the wound This is legitimately hilarious. Well done. OILERMAN, and IsntLifeFunny 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pat Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 5 hours ago, OILERMAN said: Note to self - don't try any dumb ass karate kicks for show in a fight no matter what's in your hand. OILERMAN, and reo 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 Man, that’s one seriously tough sumbitch. He got so friggin bored with getting punched in the head and face that he fell asleep. OILERMAN 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 Let's add a third option to this scenario. Would you rather have a bat, knife, or both? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 4 hours ago, abenjami said: Let's add a third option to this scenario. Would you rather have a bat, knife, or both? Both would start to setup a block and stab scenario Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wiscotitansfan Posted June 5, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 (edited) If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight Edited June 5, 2023 by wiscotitansfan IsntLifeFunny, pat, abenjami, and 4 others 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 3 hours ago, wiscotitansfan said: If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight Or a gun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanruss Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 Bat plus sock or knife plus sock? OILERMAN, and Starkiller 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted July 14, 2024 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 If you had to fight a Silver back gorilla or Grizzly Bear would you rather have a knife or bat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 1 hour ago, OILERMAN said: If you had to fight a Silver back gorilla or Grizzly Bear would you rather have a knife or bat? First off this is one of those “you already lost” situations. I’d take the bat on the very slim chance of annoying the beast by hitting their face. But again, I’m not taking any of us in this matchup except for the death pool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 You might as well say pedestrian versus truck…. Do you want the knife or the bat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted July 14, 2024 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 29 minutes ago, pat said: You might as well say pedestrian versus truck…. Do you want the knife or the bat? You might have a small chance at a fatal wound with a knife chef 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanruss Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 (edited) You're fucked either way, they are essentially both a bat and a knife + brawn. Though the animals may be more afraid of the larger visible bat in that scenario and probably not see the knife as a threat. Edited July 14, 2024 by titanruss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 Can you put 2 socks on the bat and get another extra chance? titanruss, and OILERMAN 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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