Hey Touched The Tard, the walls of the wolf lair jail cell starting to close in on ya? There’s always those cow college degree’s that you can fall back on when none of the handful are around huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Touched The Tard, how’s things going in LaLa Land Down Under tonight? I bet you have a Fosters sitting in front of right now huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Touched The Tard, it’s not as pathetic sitting alone in the wolf lair on a Friday night if the handful thinks you’re down under huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Touched The Tard, just another day of having to be you huh. Is the mirror treating you any better or is it still in cahoots with Mother Nature and the women of the world?