kgsTitan Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 "Dr. Earl Patterson, the physician who treated Seaborne throughout his life-or-death battle, initially gave Seaborne just six months to live. Though the prognosis was grim, Patterson said that, with the help of powerful tranquilizers, Seaborne was able to beat back the gorilla several times, and his situation started to look more promising. The gorilla, however, eventually stopped responding to the drugs and returned with a vengeance. “If we had caught this thing earlier, before its growth got completely out of control, David would have had a much better chance of survival,” Patterson said. “But after it reached the silverback stage, it was only a matter of time.” “I tried to make David as comfortable as possible, and even gave him a helmet, but at that point the most we could do was pray,” Patterson added. Patterson said that he has strongly urged Seaborne’s wife to take preventative measures to protect the couple’s three sons, aged 9, 12, and 15, from suffering the same fate as their father. “Because these things tend to run in the family, Jonathan, Patrick, and David Jr. are in a very high risk group,” Patterson said. “Realistically, though, there just isn’t a whole lot that can be done. After all, that gorilla is still in their basement.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
helimachoptor Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 best.thread.ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 After the first 4 dullard votes for Gorilla it's been all bear Soxcat, and titanruss 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 hours ago, OILERMAN said: After the first 4 dullard votes for Gorilla it's been all bear They need to show themselves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 hours ago, headhunter said: They need to show themselves IsntLifeFunny 8MM helimachoptor THE_TITAN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsntLifeFunny Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 6:07 PM, OILERMAN said: IsntLifeFunny 8MM helimachoptor THE_TITAN lol I actually meant to click on bear, but once I voted I stood by my principles. I’d rather argue than take the time to change my vote! MamlngEnvy, and reo 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsntLifeFunny Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 pat 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 Is @THE_TITAN ever right about anything? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Jamalisms said: Is @THE_TITAN ever right about anything? No Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 6 hours ago, IsntLifeFunny said: lol I actually meant to click on bear, but once I voted I stood by my principles. I’d rather argue than take the time to change my vote! Yea, you're becoming the biggest waffled on the board... I was joking about my political conspiracy post, Dion Lewis is better and I meant to vote Bear Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsntLifeFunny Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, OILERMAN said: Yea, you're becoming the biggest waffled on the board... I was joking about my political conspiracy post, Dion Lewis is better and I meant to vote Bear I told Nator the first one, Henry isn’t better, but he isn’t a walking injury case, and it’s true about the bear pick. I’m on my phone so it won’t let me change my vote. Notice all the thumbs ups I gave to bear posts? I do think the gorilla has a fighting chance, but as the conversation has gone on the bear wins 9 out of 10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsntLifeFunny Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) BTW that thread was one of the better trolls on the board. I just didn’t mean to troll you guys. I wanted Tux and co to jump on board so we could all laugh at them. I literally mixed a gateway pundit article with an infowars article. ETA: if you guys had given me a bit it would have worked perfectly! Edited June 14, 2018 by IsntLifeFunny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_TITAN Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Jamalisms said: Is @THE_TITAN ever right about anything? That you're a retarded gimp. Edited June 14, 2018 by THE_TITAN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_TITAN Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 Opposable thumbs, intelligence, bite strength. Don't underestimate the silverback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiscotitansfan Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 Why the fuck are people using thumbs as a reason that one would win in a fight? Talk about the dumbest fucking logic ever. OILERMAN, titanruss, and Jamalisms 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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