ManningEnvy

Not real hard to pick out your Cow College tard army even in a sea of idiots huh Touched? They even know when it’s time to get sleep before they go to work.

Put your Depends on and go to bed you message board obsessed retard.

Hey Touched, macular degeneration? She’s got bigger problems than that. Did a fucking baby kangaroo jump out of that pouch of hers or is it just leftover retard residue?

Hey Touched The Tard, tell PopTard this looks nice. TIC TOK TIC TOK TIC TOK

Hey Touched The Tard, when you’re over on the neck boards doing my bidding and not talking to yourself, don’t let Coach34 give you no shit. Remind him that we’re the ones that put his low paid ass in his place. He will love you forever.

Traveling in the PNW again huh? Did you take another ferry from Vancouver to Seattle again? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Porked her real good huh Touched? I bet you marinated her and threw her on the grill. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

After all the trouble you went through to get that currency and passport, you were a fucking tard simpleton and made the sign with your own handwriting. I guess it would hard to go to PopTard and say to him write ME is a tard on this piece of paper huh boot bitch? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Touched, at least Private Oldschooltard was never this big of a moron. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Touched, I don’t want to see your tard ass on this board much today. Keep it on the neck boards where it belongs. That has to be the dumbest fan base in the world. I sent them you as a gift. You can still convince them that an 11-1 Ole Miss team can miss the playoffs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Touched, that thread about the 14 year old kid who stole the car and drove it to meet a girl was hilarious. PopTard has to drive your 52 year old ass to the zoo where goats are scared and so are the women. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get your tard ass back on those Cow College boards and do my bidding. KIFFIN KIFFIN KIFFIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Touched The Tard, how’s my bitch doing tonight? You seem to be a little more bat shit crazy than normal and I didn’t even wiggle the boot. Is there a problem in freeloading utopia?

Hey PassportTard, got any travel plans over the holidays? I’ll be down in Honduras in mid December on a fishing trip. You going to be anywhere in the area? The beer and generic Mountain Dew is on ME.

Hey Touched The Tard, it’s not only Mother Nature that hates your freeloading parasitic ass, the Football Gods don’t mind jumping on the pile either huh?