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On 10/3/2024 at 4:10 AM, OILERMAN said:

 

Sting Ray


While paddleboarding at the beach last summer, we got  flagged down by a woman who had just stepped on and got stung by a sting ray….she needed help getting back to the shore.  
 

The sting ray had nailed her on the top of her foot…it looked like an enormous bee sting:  a great big raised inflamed knot probably 2-3 inches across and big hole in the center where the barb went in, like somebody had stabbed her with a pencil.  She was in intense pain and couldn’t put any weight at all on that leg.  

I remembered that Steve “Crocodile Hunter” Irwin had died after getting stung directly in the heart by a sting ray…and after seeing the size of the hole the barb had jabbed into this girl’s foot, I get it.  

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13 hours ago, nine said:


While paddleboarding at the beach last summer, we got  flagged down by a woman who had just stepped on and got stung by a sting ray….she needed help getting back to the shore.  
 

The sting ray had nailed her on the top of her foot…it looked like an enormous bee sting:  a great big raised inflamed knot probably 2-3 inches across and big hole in the center where the barb went in, like somebody had stabbed her with a pencil.  She was in intense pain and couldn’t put any weight at all on that leg.  

I remembered that Steve “Crocodile Hunter” Irwin had died after getting stung directly in the heart by a sting ray…and after seeing the size of the hole the barb had jabbed into this girl’s foot, I get it.  

 

 

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On 9/28/2024 at 1:34 PM, headhunter said:

Just reminds me of how dumb people were picking the gorilla

 

If they saw a Grizzly or Kodiak next to a silverback they'd change they mind quick

 

3 hours ago, nine said:


I was always a huge fan of Norm MacDonald’s routines and standup.    I didn’t enjoy him as much on SNL and in various movies…but flying solo and doing his own thing, he was absolutely brilliant.  

 

Yeah Norm wasn't meant for movies.  Didn't mesh with his style.

 

But he was great on SNL in that he didn't really care IF he meshed.  Just went for it.

 

A truly unique, great comedian.  All the way to the end.

 

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