Silverback gorilla vs grizzly bear?

[Jamalisms]

27 minutes ago, heyitsmeallen said:

The gorilla could stand in one spot and just spin around with its arms out and the guys wouldn’t be able to get close. Silverback gorillas have something like an 8 foot wingspan.

 

If we give it a human brain, that's possible.

 

But, ok, then the humans sit back and let him wear himself out doing that.

[heyitsmeallen]

Just now, Jamalisms said:

 

Ok, then the humans sit back and let him wear himself out doing that.

Obviously he would only use his spinning fist attack when they are actively attacking him. 

[OILERMAN]

The gorilla wouldn't have to use a spinning move. What's the best case? Two guys on each limb? I feel the gorilla easily breaks free and also can bite anyone trying to grab a limb. Plus how fast can a gorilla take out someone with a punch? One blow does it

 

The numbers quickly dwindle 

[Jamalisms]

2 minutes ago, heyitsmeallen said:

Obviously he would only use his spinning fist attack when they are actively attacking him. 

 

Dumbass gorilla won't know the difference so my dozen fighters will employee lots of feints and he's tired again.

 

"Spin attack, whoops he backed away. Here he comes, aaaand spin attack! Fuck. He backed away. Another one behind me, spin attack! FUUUUCK! ... Bobo tired."

[Jamalisms]

According to Jackie Chan in a movie with Owen Wilson ... that I can only assume is scientifically accurate ... wet shirts don't break. 

 

One human distracts the gorilla while the others all take off their shirts and pee on them, then they tie a piss shirt lasso and hog tie that gorilla.

 

Easy clap.

[heyitsmeallen]

1 hour ago, Jamalisms said:

 

Dumbass gorilla won't know the difference so my dozen fighters will employee lots of feints and he's tired again.

 

"Spin attack, whoops he backed away. Here he comes, aaaand spin attack! Fuck. He backed away. Another one behind me, spin attack! FUUUUCK! ... Bobo tired."

Like Oman said. The gorilla wouldn’t even really need the spin attack because the strength they have is just so much greater than a human. The numbers would dwindle fast if they couldn’t take the gorilla down instantly. 

[heyitsmeallen]

I asked ChatGPT what it thought. 
 

 

[heyitsmeallen]

1 hour ago, Jamalisms said:

According to Jackie Chan in a movie with Owen Wilson ... that I can only assume is scientifically accurate ... wet shirts don't break. 

 

One human distracts the gorilla while the others all take off their shirts and pee on them, then they tie a piss shirt lasso and hog tie that gorilla.

 

Easy clap.

[Jamalisms]

Just now, heyitsmeallen said:

 

No fucking way somebody posed that as a serious scenario.

[Jamalisms]

 

 

[Jamalisms]

Here's a legitimate question that I can only assume is born of my ignorance and it harkens back to a question I had before:

 

Set aside gorilla strength, bite force, arm length and anything else offensive - In terms of natural defense, are they naturally more resilient? I've seen gorilla fights and they're not knocking each other out with a single punch. They're wailing on each other and continuing to fight. So, are they not hitting as hard as they theoretically could or are they better able to absorb a blow because of fur or skin toughness or muscular structure or skeletal structure or ... why the fuck aren't these fights ending in one punch like they supposedly would between a human and a gorilla? I literally don't think I've ever seen a gorilla get knocked out in gorilla fight and those things can go for a while.

[heyitsmeallen]

18 minutes ago, Jamalisms said:

 

No fucking way somebody posed that as a serious scenario.

I asked it myself. I couldn’t resist seeing what it would say about it  

[heyitsmeallen]

19 minutes ago, Jamalisms said:

Here's a legitimate question that I can only assume is born of my ignorance and it harkens back to a question I had before:

 

Set aside gorilla strength, bite force, arm length and anything else offensive - In terms of natural defense, are they naturally more resilient? I've seen gorilla fights and they're not knocking each other out with a single punch. They're wailing on each other and continuing to fight. So, are they not hitting as hard as they theoretically could or are they better able to absorb a blow because of fur or skin toughness or muscular structure or skeletal structure or ... why the fuck aren't these fights ending in one punch like they supposedly would between a human and a gorilla? I literally don't think I've ever seen a gorilla get knocked out in gorilla fight and those things can go for a while.

I asked your exact question to the AI bot. It makes sense that their thick skin and fur acts as a form of armor. I didn’t realize their muscular and skeletal structure actually helped too. 

[Jamalisms]

So a gorilla probably doesn't fight to kill, that's why the original premise made the point of knowing it has to kill. Makes sense.

[Jamalisms]

56 minutes ago, heyitsmeallen said:

I asked it myself. I couldn’t resist seeing what it would say about it  

 

Ah, didn't realize that was a chatgpt answer.