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1 hour ago, Starkiller said:

Tony Siragusa Died, too, so Ravens are dropping like flies…

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34131855/ex-nfl-dt-tony-siragusa-goose-dies-age-55

Siragusa was probably "death by sausage." MF looked unhealthy as hell. Art Donovan, the old Baltimore Colts DT had the best quote about dying.

 

"Today (players) have dietician's food, weights and workouts," he said a few years ago. "We had hot dogs, cheeseburgers, salami and bologna, and we did all right. The best way to die (would be) to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up."

 

Art Donovan was a true classic. The most he ever made playing football was $22,000 a year. His quotes are famous.

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1 hour ago, freakingeek said:

Siragusa was probably "death by sausage." MF looked unhealthy as hell. Art Donovan, the old Baltimore Colts DT had the best quote about dying.

 

"Today (players) have dietician's food, weights and workouts," he said a few years ago. "We had hot dogs, cheeseburgers, salami and bologna, and we did all right. The best way to die (would be) to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up."

 

Art Donovan was a true classic. The most he ever made playing football was $22,000 a year. His quotes are famous.

Weird.  I was reading something on him yesterday where he did a spot as a WWF commentator for the 1994 King of the Ring.  He annoyed the shit out of Gorilla Monsoon and Randy Savage to the point where they totally ignored him.

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23 minutes ago, rns90 said:

Weird.  I was reading something on him yesterday where he did a spot as a WWF commentator for the 1994 King of the Ring.  He annoyed the shit out of Gorilla Monsoon and Randy Savage to the point where they totally ignored him.

guy wouldn’t shut the hell up. He was a loud mouth wanna be italian gangster. I forget was it him or someone else who took a dive ontop of McNair one time we played him. He was jerk on the field and a bully towards some of the other players. 

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4 minutes ago, Stan said:

guy wouldn’t shut the hell up. He was a loud mouth wanna be italian gangster. I forget was it him or someone else who took a dive ontop of McNair one time we played him. He was jerk on the field and a bully towards some of the other players. 

It was him

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2 hours ago, freakingeek said:

Siragusa was probably "death by sausage." MF looked unhealthy as hell. Art Donovan, the old Baltimore Colts DT had the best quote about dying.

 

"Today (players) have dietician's food, weights and workouts," he said a few years ago. "We had hot dogs, cheeseburgers, salami and bologna, and we did all right. The best way to die (would be) to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up."

 

Art Donovan was a true classic. The most he ever made playing football was $22,000 a year. His quotes are famous.

sometime back in about 1983 or 1984, I was a member of the Jacksonville Quarterback Club, which was basically a weekly dinner with Georgia, Florida, and FSU fans where we’d have a steak , and drinks, and the various coaches and guests would come to speak.. there was a lottery where you picked the winners of about 25 games, college and pro, and the weekly winner got a night at the downtown Hilton and dinner for 2.. Anyway, Art Donovan came and spoke and did his comedy routine.. great fun and of course totally irreverent.. 

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3 hours ago, Nash said:

sometime back in about 1983 or 1984, I was a member of the Jacksonville Quarterback Club, which was basically a weekly dinner with Georgia, Florida, and FSU fans where we’d have a steak , and drinks, and the various coaches and guests would come to speak.. there was a lottery where you picked the winners of about 25 games, college and pro, and the weekly winner got a night at the downtown Hilton and dinner for 2.. Anyway, Art Donovan came and spoke and did his comedy routine.. great fun and of course totally irreverent.. 

That’s awesome! I would have loved to have met the guy. 

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LOL, can't wait for the Ravens lurkers to find this thread and post to their reddit what a horrible fanbase we are!

1 hour ago, BudsOilers said:

Home videos from the Heaps.  Even at a young age, Todd had issues driving.

 

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I'm kinda annoyed that thread got deleted. @OILERMAN posted something from a gofundme or some celebration party thing for her after she died that was hilarious.

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6 hours ago, rns90 said:

@OILERMAN posted something from a gofundme or some celebration party thing for her after she died that was hilarious.

 

Yes it was hilarious, even on top of how funny it already was 

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1 hour ago, OILERMAN said:

 

Yes it was hilarious, even on top of how funny it already was 

Wear PINK in Holly’s honor

 

Make a plan to share hugs and spread love & joy through random acts of heartfelt kindness for those in your community.  Smile more.  Compliment somebody.  Write a kind note.  Share treats (or chicken nuggets).  Do a free lemonade stand.  Leave a bigger tip than usual.  Pay for the person behind you in the drive-thru.  Donate a book in Holly’s honor.  Turn up the music and dance… the list is endless.  Be creative!

 

Capture your family spreading joy and post your pictures using the hashtag #hugsfromhollyday

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12 minutes ago, rns90 said:

Wear PINK in Holly’s honor

 

Make a plan to share hugs and spread love & joy through random acts of heartfelt kindness for those in your community.  Smile more.  Compliment somebody.  Write a kind note.  Share treats (or chicken nuggets).  Do a free lemonade stand.  Leave a bigger tip than usual.  Pay for the person behind you in the drive-thru.  Donate a book in Holly’s honor.  Turn up the music and dance… the list is endless.  Be creative!

 

Capture your family spreading joy and post your pictures using the hashtag #hugsfromhollyday

 

Or simply look at the god damn backup camera in the truck before you crush your kid to death.....

 

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