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Fight to the death: Knife vs bat who wins?


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If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight

Fuck it. I've changed my vote. Knife it is.

So what's more funny is that when I brought this up it was to all the dads at a three-year-old's birthday party.  Obviously everyone had an opinion.  Then one or two of the moms came around and was li

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Well if the two guys fighting are accountants and the one with the knife accidentally stabs himself to death, technically the guy who chose the knife did the killing. 

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4 minutes ago, Jamalisms said:

Your face is a bad analogy. This is a very good one. Scholars of the future will agree I just changed the whole dynamic of the debate.

whoever controls the distance also controls when the grapple starts.

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that krav maga video is best for showing closing speed. they are at a distance where the bat isnt going to land and the guy gets inside quick. 

the other thing you all are forgetting about is, this is a fight to the death. if a bat is being swung at me at connects... its gonna connect with my arm guarding my face. who cares if my arm is broken... ive got 5 slashes in before the pain kicks in from the adrenaline. break my arm... go ahead. it stops the bat long enough that i am inside and stabbing at exposed areas. 

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I could whip a bat real.quick holding it to the side with one arm. Won't be a kill.shot but it definitely will stop someone from charging with a knife. And if you just swipe directly in front of you your bound to hit him. Is the bat aluminum or wood? 

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9 hours ago, abenjami said:

You keep forgetting the scenario is two guys with equal attributes.  So the guy with the knife isn't any quicker than the guy with the bat.

It's also not a machete or a sword, it's a knife.  If it were a machete or a sword, I would say that is my weapon of choice over the bat without question.

I can't speak for everyone but for me personally, I could seriously fuck someone up with a bat without winding up.  And whose to say i'm not going to partially wind up and fake a swing or three before I actually take a shot?  The knife defenders seem to think the guy with the bat has only one strategy, that being a telegraphed full windup with a single haymaker type swing.  The guy with the knife just has to dodge the one swing and it's over!!!

The first shot doesn't have to be a kill shot, it just has to be good enough to keep you from charging me with the knife while I take shot number 2, 3, and 4.

In all honesty if this were really playing out and I had the bat, I would probably just wait for the right moment to throw the bat at your head, and then kick you in the nuts as you throw your arms up over your face trying to block the bat.

 

This is true.  However, quickness means a lot more with a knife whereas size and strength mean a lot more with a bat.  

You have to hit pretty hard with a bat to do real damage.  I feel pretty confident I could shrug off a partial swing pretty easy and i'm not a huge guy.  Especially if i'm willing to eat one to the arm in order to get inside on you.  I'm not saying it has to be a full haymaker but you're not going to be able to do some quick half swing and do anything.  You're going to have to come from above with big time force, which leaves you open, or you're going to have to make a forceful swing at my head which leaves you off balance if you miss.

Again, i'm not saying bat guy loses and if both fighters have no idea what they're doing, i'm willing to accept the logic that the bat guy has an advantage.  Having said that, and playing devil's advocate some here, I think it's much closer than many of you think.

Never let go of your weapon for one attack that might not even work!!  That's not a good strategy! Even if you connect with the nut shot, you're probably going to get cut.  There's a good chance they don't even feel that with the adrenaline rushing and now it's gonna be a lot harder to continue the fight with that guy's knife buried in your throat.

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9 hours ago, Jamalisms said:

I look at this as equivalent to a boxer (bat) versus a wrestler (knife) in an MMA bout. I'll take the wrestler.

What made you change your mind?

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11 hours ago, Justafan said:

 

I love how you guys think you can just magically get a kill shot with a bat without a serious windup first.

No one is saying that.

In fact we are saying the opposite.

Bat guys aren't going for an immediate kill shot.  We are going to use the huge reach advantage defensively and offensively.

Pats and Duck get it.

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I will concede it is closer than I thought.

I will also concede that for certain people and certain styles, the knife would be the better choice.

But I am choosing the bat every single time if my opponent is of similar size, strength and skill as me.

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