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Fight to the death: Knife vs bat who wins?


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If there is one thing that Zelda has taught me, it's that fusing a knife to a bat is the ideal solution in this specific fight

Fuck it. I've changed my vote. Knife it is.

So what's more funny is that when I brought this up it was to all the dads at a three-year-old's birthday party.  Obviously everyone had an opinion.  Then one or two of the moms came around and was li

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3 minutes ago, abenjami said:

Did you read the OP?

I rushed through it. Missed the all factors equal part. In that case, probably a bat because I was a pretty good baseball player. Wait for them to make a move and a quick shot to the head could turn things my way pretty quickly.

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3 minutes ago, freakingeek said:

You would take away the power factor and it would be based on quickness alone.

I know.  But all we are testing is whether or not I could get a solid blow in with the bat.

I think we could have some people watch and decide whether the blows I get in would be solid with a real bat.

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4 hours ago, OILERMAN said:

I'll make a bet it's not going to be that easy to land a solid blow on me with a bat. You are not going to have a real fast swing, at least not if you have any power behind it. A swing and a miss likely means death, a swing and a not so good hit will also equal death 

Hard to hit someone so small...

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11 minutes ago, Jamalisms said:

Discussed this on the podcast a bit. We need to pay random sets of homeless people to test this contest enough times until we have a meaningful sample.

Does this mean you never heard about the "Bum Fights" movies a few years ago?

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2 hours ago, freakingeek said:

Did you use an Etch-a-Sketch to draw this?

The school teacher actually asked OMan's kids to draw what their dream father/son bonding time would be. It started innocent with a nice day at the park playing baseball and got dark real quick

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1 hour ago, wiscotitansfan said:

The school teacher actually asked OMan's kids to draw what their dream father/son bonding time would be. It started innocent with a nice day at the park playing baseball and got dark real quick

Oman has kids???? Holy shit!

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