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  1. Getting an "Any Given Sunday" vibe from these:
  2. I'd like to see Mariota exploit the weaknesses of inferior secondaries. Someone mentioned beating 80% of inferior teams -- team game, no doubt, but I like that take. Let's see 8 consistently work the passing game on the defense to a compromising position (title of my sex tape). Maybe then we see more big plays (TDs?). Players miss assignments and D's adjust, but I have a hard time remembering back-to-back series where Mariota adjusted with the defense and made bad passing defenses look poor. Whether that's checking at the line or working progressions, either way. That's something to build on. That we're talking about this in year five... is what it is. I'll be cheering for him, FWIW. Excited about the defense. We may finally have the players and scheme to make bad offenses play poorly. Can the secondary offset the questions about the pass rush? Will Honor break out? Am I stupid for being excited about our LB corp? Will Butler regress again? Is this the year our run D makes the leap? I know it was statistically sound last year, but it still felt like a liability at times... The Eagles and Patriots-calibre wins are great, but too many playoffs missed by 1+ losses to bad teams. Want another playoff game in Nashville, damn it! Even more off topic: Anyone going to the Saturday scrimmage at LP?
  3. I’m in “wait and see” mode, like pro, but the passing td argument (irrelevant if Titans are winning/scoring) is pretty close to strawman. Basically, we would have one of the most unorthodox offenses in modern NFL history in order for the 20+ TD criteria to be irrelevant, or Mariota would be replaceable (ineffective passing with ridiculously good d/st and rushing attack — basically 2000 Balt with Dilfer and less pass-happy rules of that era). I don’t like the odds of either occurring nor the long term odds of effectiveness in that situation.
  4. Golden showers... Just what we're missing from the Pees defense. I'll show myself out. *deploys golden parachute*
  5. But is he Charles Haley weird/good? https://larrybrownsports.com/football/charles-haley-penis-masturbation/269742 “On his first day at Valley Ranch, Haley arrived in the conference room for a defensive film session dressed only in a towel. ‘The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself,’ said teammate Tony Casillas.” Haley “quickly earned high praise as one of the league’s dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced.” Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!”
  6. There just something about a giant running back punishing tacklers that gives me football watching mojo (football wood, er footwood, er naw thats a Rex Ryan thing, I think). Love seeing big plays in any phase, but seeing Henry make his cut and pop helmets back upon contact, and then line up again to repeat at 5+ yard chunks. Like watching a boxer work the body and enervate an opponent. Maybe I actually do like Fisherball... sigh. Franchise QB PTSD is killer...
  7. I'll add: Craft Brewed, Flying Saucer, Yazoo taproom, Tailgate taproom (Like the west Nashville location better than Music Row), Jack Brown's, ML Rose, Brother's Burgers, and Smokin Thighs. Many other taprooms, too. Avoid all downtown joints, but if BJ McNaughtie is at Deja Vu, make sure to take your old lady for a special treat. #thatsmyhappymeal
  8. T'aint wrong! No-talent ass crowns are a dime-a-dozen. Lets make time to give the FOs undercarriage a little "how's your father" before we decide theyre ready for an award show fruit basket.
  9. stats

    Ravens Week

    Will be at the game with the wifey -- behind the Ravens bench -- yelling confusing insults and generally losing my voice/sobriety. Ravens may kindly eat a back of dicks and lose the Meathead Superbowl.
  10. I'm always reminded of this video when I watch Henry struggle. The slalom-type "test" just seems so awkward for him....
  11. Note: thread title was changed, so this joke no longer applies. I will leave my shame for all to behold.
  12. Thanks for snagging the vids, NN. Like that he has some vision and tends cut and push. Good zone runner? Looks like might need to bulk up though — hard to believe, but Sankey has about 20 lbs. on this guy. And ODB (aka Travis Henry) had about 40 lbs. PS player, but with a year of NFL conditioning/coaching, seems promising.
  13. I'm hearing that players will also be issued swords with their respective numbers on the hilt. And by swords, I mean big, green penis. Too soon?
  14. You're in or you're out -- really seems like we're all rushing to write our thoughts in the snow. I think it's best to just hold it in until we can unzip the pants of judgement. First, we'll have a steady stream of puff pieces from the org showering the hire with praise -- he's the golden boy! Hey, his defenses at Baltimore seemed to induce sacks, letting edge defenders really hang a line on inexperienced QBs. When it comes to defensive strategies, I am an-admitted neophyte -- completely incontinent -- but l say let's go with the flow.
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