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Lewan and Mariota: Our Penn and Teller


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Was just thinking the other day - I think after Lewan's Arena League comments - that these two couldn't be a better pairing.

 

Not only did we seem to hit on 2 top draft picks in a row, MM's extremely reserved demeanor is perfectly counterbalanced for the media by Taylor "I Love The Camera" Lewan, whom I can already seeing eyeballing a future TV gig.  He'll national media coverage will only increase as MM's story will draw the reporters in, but it will be Lewan will give them the quote they want.

 

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They are a perfect foil for one another.  Good point.

I really liked Roos as a player and a person, but talk about some pretty boring interviews between him and MM.

Whoever came up with his new Subway ads with MM pretty much just sitting there eating while a blabbermouth Heisman statue prattles on deserves a raise.  Talk about working with what you've got.

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I just cant wait for the day someone tries to does something that crosses the line to Mariota, Lewan is going to kill them and then it will be

 

"oline gotta protect the QB, you dont come into our house and try and hurt our QB, if you do I'm gonna hurt you"

Someone like Watt, you mean? That fucker is already on thin ice for fucking with Mett. How do you think Lewan will handle Watt trying to fuck with MM? 

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At bare minimum I'd bet he at least rips the letter off Watt's letterman's jacket!

That's funny, but this is something I've been thinking about since yesterday. I wouldn't put it past that roided up freak to try and take Mariota out of a game by injuring him.

Special attention needs to be paid to that mofo when we play them.

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A few month ago if you read this board we had posters claiming the since Lewan was best buddies with Mett that he would lead a locker room revolt against Mariota being the starter.

But I think we had more posters pointing out that Lewan would ride whichever gravy train helps his career more.

 

So party with Mett, play with MM.

 

 

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A few month ago if you read this board we had posters claiming the since Lewan was best buddies with Mett that he would lead a locker room revolt against Mariota being the starter.

No better entertainmnent can be had than the off season prattlings of the retarded and insane.  

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