Jamalisms

Until they teach them to slow down, I don't think we need to worry.

Just checking back in. Did we figure out if looking like trash and making bonehead mistakes in the preseason is because the starters aren't trying or because it's all vanilla or because they just all suck?

In before Oldschool comes in and lays into everyone.

Man, get this baseball talk the fuck out of this thread.

Hell of a quote

There's a lot of hope tied up in Cam Ward. Expect the (dumb) hyperfocus with wild swings of dismay and uber-confidence to continue, simply based on whatever his most recent performance looks like. Should be expected, really.

In the entire fandom ...

Biggest overreaction (to Vrabel being a DC and having a personality) I've ever seen. It checked boxes and everyone was on board with the theory of it ... until he hired the highschool buddy, at least.

So many injuries after practicing with SF in SF!

I'm convinced he was given too much power and control over offense and team in general. It's the only thing that makes sense from the outside - that he operates well with controls and limitations and narrower focus without extra input on offensive systems, etc. his track history is just too good otherwise.

Not sure who tops him, if anyone.

Did we trade Cam yet?

It's six games. And, at least as of 2014 when they redid things, that's a first offense but with evidence of trying to manipulate the test. So ... unless somebody has an update on the policy that I missed ... fuck that bullshit about blaming infertility. https://nflpa.com/press/joint-nfl-nflpa-statement-to-changes-on-drug-programs

That chance is much closer to zero than the Dolphins apparently think

Especially things like ... Tannehill getting replaced. That one always seems to lead right back to Tannehill.

Didn't be so hard on yourself, big guy.

Game 1 or 2 in Milquetoast's first year?

Only to the extent that drafting him blew up a number of Tanne-stan narratives and then even him being an instantly better option when he saw the field destroyed almost all of the remainder. But an actual bandwagon? Only in the loosest sense and the minimum that a starter engenders. Nobody stuck around when he sucked. Absolutely everyone gave up on him almost instantly. That's pretty hard to come by and just tells you how low the investment was from fans.

It's amazing how confidently and consistently Twitter simply gets worse with time.

Kinda sad when it was over. And that there were no knives and no bats.

I had planned to annoy the natives by quoting myself and asking "how about now" every 15-20 minutes or until I got bored. But I do quite approve of the new uniforms so ... fine. I'll try to be more normal.

Did we win yet?

Every generation says this about younger generations. Meanwhile, I watch old clips and laugh about the rigidity of movement, lack of size / speed and overall hilarity of older clips from the "Golden era". They did sometimes hit harder / more recklessly, though.

But is it a God Dam?