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Jamalisms

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  1. Ignorance is bliss, but so is being smarter than everyone else.

  2. Gonna start a thing called "Jamaling." Take photos of yourself giving the punch line to a bad joke and nobody laughing.

  3. our run game hasn't been the same since we got rid of Lendale White. (insert ninja smiley)

  4. Q: Why does God favor foliage over branches? A: Because foliage be leaves.

  5. Yeah, the last book (especially) was all about moving pieces around the chess board to set up a masterful checkmate. I'm interested to see if my predictions end up being right... but that's the beauty - everyone is. If this guy pulls a Robert Jordan, I won't be pissed off... I'll just be so incredibly sad. Someone put him on a diet and don't let him watch the filming of the "adult" scenes.
  6. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that the off-topic forums sees as much of my time as the NFL one?

    1. TitansGuru

      TitansGuru

      In the off-season it's just a thing.

  7. I'm gonna skip the step of pretending to leave, and just announce that I'll be staying for the forseeable future.

    1. NashvilleNinja
    2. Jamalisms

      Jamalisms

      So was I, but after much meditation... the way seemed clear and I saw no use in hiding it.

  8. I like to throw people off by using the same drummer as everyone else, but skipping instead of marching.

  9. 700 likes in, I'm the most liked poster in the top 10, on a per post basis. #Winning

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    2. Jamalisms

      Jamalisms

      hahaha... that explains all the 'like' notifications today that didn't go anywhere.

      I verified my status today, if you remove it, I'll get to keep it for all time.

    3. TitansGuru

      TitansGuru

      What a weird thing to break, eh? I just had to delete everything in the like module and paste in stuff from an old back-up.

    4. Jamalisms

      Jamalisms

      Haha... kudos to whichever mod edited my sig for a bit. Well done.

  10. 700 likes in, I'm the most liked poster in the top 10, on a per post basis. #Winning

  11. "Stop looking at me!" - The Bright Side

  12. The essence of knowledge is not what one knows about the world but what one knows about himself.

  13. Pretty excited about my early lunch. Long afternoons at work are awesome! #sarcasticwednesday

  14. I'll say this, @JimIrsay may sound a bit mad scientist with his tweets, but he seems to have a decent taste in music.

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