Jamalisms

My "wife" gained some weight after living with my fat ass and started getting roving eyes after I abused her before we broke up. Now she's with that tech bro, who I hate, and she looks better than ever ... but I bet it doesn't last!

Hiring Carthon over Vrabel's (fully correct) objections and Vrabel "forcing his way out" aren't unrelated in the slightest. But, sure. I'm not alone because my wife left me. I'm alone because the chick I cheated on her with turned out to be 15 and then the bitch I picked up at the bar had one eye, two teeth and an enthusiastic case of gonorrhea. Better off without them, just gotta find my new soulmate!

Probably especially tough because he didn't have a track record as full / elite OC prior to his HC opportunity. No playcalling other than here, which was rough.

"I'm not willing to say out loud that I agree with Jamal but I disagree with you."

You're not allowed to feel that way, Strunk. Sorry. CEO Farts said so.

Yeah, I hope someone dies a video analysis to see if they can call it out and then looks backwards to even his Titans tenure to see if it holds or not. I guess I doubt it or they'd have trouble winning other games as well but ... rather fascinating.

For those too lazy to click the link: Witherspoon says tape study revealed that the Patriots’ offensive linemen often show what they’re going to do by how they line up. “We had a tell on their guards and their tackles, how they like to set, they’re going to overset on certain rushes, they’re going to fall for certain moves any time a group of guys get after them, and today I think we did that,” Witherspoon said.

In those exact words? Of course not. Keep fronting.

Once again, that you'd prefer 3-14 over a Super Bowl loss is a pretty good example of the difference between us. At least you own it, though. You can keep hopeless. I'll take the unfulfilled hope and laugh at you all the while.

Keep fronting, I almost believe it!

Nah, people just can't help but be trolled even when I acknowledge that's what I'm doing. The angst and emotion is just oozing all over this thread.

Look, I'm sorry you don't like the tournament results but I can't change them for you!

You can't seriously believe I picked that wording for any reason other than the sucker someone into arguing for a team that didn't go as far in the playoffs. Two teams remained. The Rams weren't one of them. Vrabel wins again.

As expected, yeah. Better defense and way better offense makes for an easy game.

You liked a team not in the final game of the tournament? Gotta be tough.

One of the best ever point differentials through all games. Fourth best DVOA by a team, ever. Not a single turnover in the playoffs, first ever. Tons of superlatives to throw at this Seahawks team. Yeah, yeah, people want to clown the second best team in the NFL ... continue on ... but it's worth noting just how good the Seahawks are / were this year. It's a very understated historic season.

Nah, don't twist the discussions together. The point made was that losing the Super Bowl is always worse. The further you get is always worse as long as you still lose. Which is patently fucking stupid. I'd still take an occasional fluke over always being a fucking laughing stock but that's because I actually like success sometimes.

I'd say I was equally invested in the Titans castoff not immediately winning a Super Bowl as I was in him giving me another chance to laugh at the jealous ex-girlfriends who can't stand him ... but I didn't feel like him losing was key to my entire existence like many did here, so maybe that is the difference.

Keep fronting, people will believe it soon.

The Vrabel saga was the only thing keeping this game breathing. Not enough that I'd claim it was actively entertaining, though.

I'll stick with just be a rational Titans fan trying to balance out the jealous, delusional loons. Go ahead and tell me more about how you'd rather win three games than lose the Super Bowl.

It's Stan. Unless it's sourceable to something independent, odds are good it's a conspiracy theory of one sort or another.

By what?

Always seems to happen to guys you hate. Please try hating the Titans more.

I imagine if the Titans lost 4 SBs in a row, I'd start to day dumb shit like how anything would be better. But I'm definitely not saying that shit as a fan of the Titans, considering what they actually do year in and year out. I'll take the vast, significant, complete 180 improvement of a Super Bowl loss compared to the horse shit franchise we are. People are so mad at Vrabel making them look dumb all year that they say the dumbest shit, trying to make his accomplishments sound less. No surprise it's the usual suspects.