NashvilleNinja Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Saw Olivia Wilde at a bar in NYC the other night.... just regular street clothes with virtually no makeup. Absolutely beautiful girl, for sure.....but you know the saying "the camera adds 10 lbs"? It's true. On camera, she looks gorgeous....but in person, she is ridiculously thin....almost to the point of looking like a junkie. Which is exactly what I told her when I explained why I couldn't go home with her. "Honey, I'm sorry.....but I'd split you in half. How about you go grab you a bucket of fried chicken and some Ho-Ho's, then give me a call'." I tried to set her down gently, but the poor girl was crushed. It's not the camera. It's the distance from camera-to-subject. The further away the camera the flatter/fatter the subject is going to look. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I don't know the game or the rules...just want to say Jessica Alba in every category Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legaltitan Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I don't know the game or the rules...just want to say Jessica Alba in every category Well, it's a draft of hottest female criminals, so Alba totally doesn't qualify, yet I am still going to say this is excellent posting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMJ Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I've jerked to Alba before Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvgJoe Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who has been picked? I select Rachel McAdams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who has been picked? I select Rachel McAdams This is the criminal thing. See the thread in the off-topic forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who has been picked? I select Rachel McAdams I will second that...McAdams in wedding crashers...wow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Hey Legal, can you change the topic title and add in the word criminal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvgJoe Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Ok. I will pick a criminal later tonight when I am not on my phone. If she is available I will say Amy Fisher, if not I will pick again tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMJ Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legaltitan Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Amy Fisher is yours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WG53 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Winona Ryder? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle021 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Lol you need to do one for the hottest tv show criminals... Like the Holly Snow character off NCIS, or Angelina Jolie in her prime Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denali Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Do you award extra points for people that select transvestites or transexuals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakingeek Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Winona Ryder? Shhhhhh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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