Jamalisms Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 I participated in my first auction draft last night. It's a 10 team, 2 QB league with people I distantly e-know. Halfway through the draft, one of the guys who had a bunch of money noticed I had no QBs yet and he announced he wouldn't let me get one. He didn't lie. This guy now has 8 QBs and I'm starting Mariota and Eason, while praying Wentz remains unhealthy. He said he did it to force a trade. I mean, kudos to him?' I'll be damned, double damned, mother fucking extra-triple-super-damned if I trade ANYTHING for one of his QBs. He can burn in hell and we'll both suffer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 I mean, maybe you should have grabbed at least one real starting QB after he took 5 or 6. LOL Your season is done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 1 hour ago, abenjami said: I mean, maybe you should have grabbed at least one real starting QB after he took 5 or 6. LOL Your season is done. He outbid me on every single one. EVEN FUCKING TAYSOM HILL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Jamalisms said: He outbid me on every single one. EVEN FUCKING TAYSOM HILL. Kinda seems like you should have bid more. OR did you blow your entire wad way before QB's starting going? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Not my entire wad but enough that he could outbid me 8 times. For all 6 left. I should have bought some earlier, as they went for cheap enough ... but at the point he made the decision, it was completely out of my hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Jamalisms said: ... but at the point he made the decision, it was completely out of my hands. Who had you already spent your budget on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
9 Nines Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Whline? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 1 hour ago, abenjami said: Who had you already spent your budget on? Your mom and sister. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Jamalisms said: Your mom and sister. I don't have a sister but it's good to know my mom has raised her rates! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliTitan3518 Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 what does the rest of the guys roster look like? and how many QBs went off the board before you thought oh shit I should grab a QB lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleNinja Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 You got Mariota? You're fucking golden, dude. Just wait n see. This SOB is going to rue the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 Oakland is gonna have a Mariota package. He'll score me something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBukafax Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Jamalisms said: Oakland is gonna have a Mariota package. He'll score me something. That’s an interesting name. I preferred Omans nomenclature; The Pity Package. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 My two trades netted out as giving up $88 worth of players for $80 worth of players ... one of which is mystery-injured (Ekeler) when I traded for him and another (Trey Lance) who got hurt and lowered his chances of taking over as starter. Given my position over the barrel, I guess that's not entirely terrible at face value. RB -Christian McCaffrey -James Robinson +Austin Ekeler +Kareem Hunt WR -Cooper Kupp +Davante Adams QB +Sam Darnold +Tua Tagovailoa +Trey Lance Big sad but at least my starters are filled with real players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 GOD, I hate my QBs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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