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I get what he's going for with his name, but I can't help but hear "Wine Esse" in my head when I read it.  Like, he's the Hispanic gangster of wine.  Has more of a ring to it, IMO.


"Yo mang, this Pinot Grigio got this vato feeling like he be in the vineyards and shit."

 

Yes....the Wine Esse.  That's what you'll be from now on.

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I get what he's going for with his name, but I can't help but call hear "Wine Esse" in my head when I read it. Like, he's the Hispanic gangster of wine. Has more of a ring to it, IMO.

"Yo mang, this Pinot Grigio got this vato feeling like he be in the vineyards and shit."

Yes....the Wine Esse. That's what you'll be from now on.

Cool w me everyone called me esse in high school

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OK guys here's the thing. I hated METT when we drafted him. He was the 1 qb I did not want to draft. I've already came to peace with being wrong about him.

I am very pleased with him as our backup.

Very.

Now I come to this site where you be heard rumors it was about to change its name to mettreport.com...well not really that but you get it. I heard METT love runs wild like hulkamania.

At first I jus wanted to check it out.

But I get here and the top five threads are odes to METT.

People sayin locker don't care about starting.

People say in locker should a started the fourth game so METT wouldn't get hurt.

So the same blatant stupidness being thrown out from this board..I threw the same blatant stupidness back at it lol.

You will all love me in time.

The other board hated me at first...but they miss me now.

Were gonna have fun guys

Jamalisms...cool name yo

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OK guys here's the thing. I hated METT when we drafted him. He was the 1 qb I did not want to draft. I've already came to peace with being wrong about him.

I am very pleased with him as our backup.

Very.

Now I come to this site where you be heard rumors it was about to change its name to mettreport.com...well not really that but you get it. I heard METT love runs wild like hulkamania.

At first I jus wanted to check it out.

But I get here and the top five threads are odes to METT.

People sayin locker don't care about starting.

People say in locker should a started the fourth game so METT wouldn't get hurt.

So the same blatant stupidness being thrown out from this board..I threw the same blatant stupidness back at it lol.

You will all love me in time.

The other board hated me at first...but they miss me now.

Were gonna have fun guys

Jamalisms...cool name yo

 

 

maybe should go back and read who was saying all that garbage. it was one guy. His name is 9 Nines and he's really an alien AI profiling the human race. Don't believe me, just look at his post history.

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maybe should go back and read who was saying all that garbage. it was one guy. His name is 9 Nines and he's really an alien AI profiling the human race. Don't believe me, just look at his post history.

If it was jus one person wooow lol he musta been everywhere.

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In spite ofthe fact that I often like the obtuse sorts, I generally have had disdain for 9 Nines as a poster because A) there's always seemed to be something less human about the guy and B) I dont care to have conversation with peopl;e about stuff they don't actually believe.

 

But I have to say, the Mett long play, starting right after he got drafted,  is one of the greatest bits I have ever seen here. The intuitive anticipation, the build up, the execution, the nurturing, the fuelling...you can only tip your hat.

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