abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 It turns out God really is a football fan and uses his power to influence the outcome of games. Last week the second coming and his Broncos were huge underdogs. I bet 200 on them to win straight up with 4 to 1 odds. I ended up banking 800 plus my original 200 back. I knew God wouldn't let me down and he didn't. This week I took that grand and laid it all on the Pats and gave up 13.5 points. Once again, God helped me win. Thank you for sucking Tebow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 You just won 1k for the NE bet? So 200 into 2k? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitansWycheck89 Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Once you get your money start Tebowing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 It turns out God really is a football fan and uses his power to influence the outcome of games. Last week the second coming and his Broncos were huge underdogs. I bet 200 on them to win straight up with 4 to 1 odds. I ended up banking 800 plus my original 200 back. I knew God wouldn't let me down and he didn't. This week I took that grand and laid it all on the Pats and gave up 13.5 points. Once again, God helped me win. Thank you for sucking Tebow. Geez, I've never known a CalWestern (maybe Thomas Jefferson) lawyer with $200 to bet. Most of the ones I've known were praying for tips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 You just won 1k for the NE bet? So 200 into 2k? Almost. On the Pats bet I had to pay the juice but my bet last week was actually +410. So last week I bet 200 and won 820. Then I bet the whole 1020 and after paying the juice will end up with about 1950. So 1750 won plus I get my original 200 back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Geez, I've never known a CalWestern (maybe Thomas Jefferson) lawyer with $200 to bet. Most of the ones I've known were praying for tips. Me either. That's why I went to a much better school. I scored a 167 on the LSAT you know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Me either. That's why I went to a much better school. I scored a 167 on the LSAT you know. Bubba, let me give you a little advice. Never take a sports message board so seriously that you have to............ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 So seriously that you spend half your life on the board of a rival team? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 So seriously that you spend half your life on the board of a rival team? Sorry Bubba, I'm not a cheerleader. I like to mix it up in the trenches with the enemy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Yeah this place it totally the trenches lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzTitan Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Where "trenches" = only place that won't ban him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Where "trenches" = only place that won't ban him. Some places might not like my wit and sense of humor. I'm glad you do though Gimpy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 I will say that I visited the colts message board once a couple years ago and they banned me in about after about 5 posts. Could have had something to do with the comment I made about Dungy's parenting skills though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 I will say that I visited the colts message board once a couple years ago and they banned me in about after about 5 posts. Could have had something to do with the comment I made about Dungy's parenting skills though. Not that I was ever a big Tony Dungy fan but there are lines you don't cross. I'm guessing no woman has ever wanted to have children with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 Not that I was ever a big Tony Dungy fan but there are lines you don't cross. I'm guessing no woman has ever wanted to have children with you. You would be wrong as usual. And I have no problem calling out bad parents. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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