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Thank you Jesus and Tebow


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It turns out God really is a football fan and uses his power to influence the outcome of games.

Last week the second coming and his Broncos were huge underdogs. I bet 200 on them to win straight up with 4 to 1 odds. I ended up banking 800 plus my original 200 back. I knew God wouldn't let me down and he didn't.

This week I took that grand and laid it all on the Pats and gave up 13.5 points. Once again, God helped me win.

Thank you for sucking Tebow.

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It turns out God really is a football fan and uses his power to influence the outcome of games.

Last week the second coming and his Broncos were huge underdogs. I bet 200 on them to win straight up with 4 to 1 odds. I ended up banking 800 plus my original 200 back. I knew God wouldn't let me down and he didn't.

This week I took that grand and laid it all on the Pats and gave up 13.5 points. Once again, God helped me win.

Thank you for sucking Tebow.

Geez, I've never known a CalWestern (maybe Thomas Jefferson) lawyer with $200 to bet. Most of the ones I've known were praying for tips.

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You just won 1k for the NE bet?

So 200 into 2k?

Almost. On the Pats bet I had to pay the juice but my bet last week was actually +410.

So last week I bet 200 and won 820. Then I bet the whole 1020 and after paying the juice will end up with about 1950.

So 1750 won plus I get my original 200 back.

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Geez, I've never known a CalWestern (maybe Thomas Jefferson) lawyer with $200 to bet. Most of the ones I've known were praying for tips.

Me either. That's why I went to a much better school. I scored a 167 on the LSAT you know.

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I will say that I visited the colts message board once a couple years ago and they banned me in about after about 5 posts.

Could have had something to do with the comment I made about Dungy's parenting skills though.

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I will say that I visited the colts message board once a couple years ago and they banned me in about after about 5 posts.

Could have had something to do with the comment I made about Dungy's parenting skills though.

Not that I was ever a big Tony Dungy fan but there are lines you don't cross. I'm guessing no woman has ever wanted to have children with you.

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Not that I was ever a big Tony Dungy fan but there are lines you don't cross. I'm guessing no woman has ever wanted to have children with you.

You would be wrong as usual.

And I have no problem calling out bad parents.

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