CMJ Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I had zero kills..... My best war story is I was on guard duty in a fox hole with another guy and there is some commotion in the next foxhole . An Iraqi soldier walked into our perimeter carrying an AK-47. The guys in the next foxhole stopped him, as soon as they aimed at him he dropped his weapon. I remember looking at this guy, he was barefoot and hadn't bathed in what looked like months. He had a little bag of dry rice tied to his belt. This guy literally looked like a homeless bum. He kept trying to shake everyone's hand was saying "Mr Bush, Mr Bush Did you laugh at him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Did you laugh at him? I was laughing but didn't want to put that in the story Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Where did you grow up? Are you still with the same woman you married at 18-19? Does she still have sex with you? Do you even still like having sex with her? In the Dallas area Yes Yes Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Nator Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Good talk! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 So Oman is basically Mark Wahlberg's character from Three Kings. Did you find an Iraqi ass map while you were there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 So Oman is basically Mark Wahlberg's character from Three Kings. Did you find an Iraqi ass map while you were there? They movie was so far off how it really was over there...... But I do remember who more stories Me and two buddies were walking outside of "tent city"(This is back in the base camp area, more of actual barrack type set ups with mess halls etc...). We start talking to this special forces/Delta force guy. He has this bad ass machine gun with a silencer and we take each others picture with it. Well the guy takes it and fires it into some sand bags. In a regular unit you'd be lucky to even get live rounds much less fire them. The other story..... We had these large tents and about 1 AM I wake up and this girl is in tent about a block away but comes inside our tent and I'm laying there not moving really. This girl climbs onto his cot and they are whispering, next thing I know they are having sex in the middle of this tent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I can't really remember much about politics back then but I know there are more democrats/liberals in the military than most people really know. I knew that. I just didn't think many of them were caucasian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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