ManningEnvy Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Somedude said: Fully vaccinated. Now I can go back to only worrying about STDs from fucking dirty hookers again. Hey Touched The Tard, Mother Nature doesn't make hookers that dirty or that desperate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, ManningEnvy said: Hey Touched The Tard, Mother Nature doesn't make hookers that dirty or that desperate. Good thing I like em dead. abenjami, MadMax, and OilerTitanHybrid 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justafan Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 Anyone notice the affects of cancer yet or spotted the black vans following them around? No brain washing affects? No? Weird. OILERMAN, and MadMax 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Somedude said: Good thing I like em dead. I bet when PopTard finally found you he forgot to return Donna’s curling iron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkiller Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Justafan said: Anyone notice the affects of cancer yet or spotted the black vans following them around? No brain washing affects? No? Weird. The brain washing affects are clear among the anti-vaxers... MadMax 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilerTitanHybrid Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) On 3/24/2021 at 12:55 AM, Somedude said: Good thing I like em dead. Body alert! @woolfolksunclesuncle Ya just can't beat that. Don't even have to drug da beesh. Already dead. Edit: 1 day later and I see @woolfolksunclesuncle hasn't made it in here yet. Too many bodies! Edited March 25, 2021 by OilerTitanHybrid Somedude 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 Just got first Pfizer dose 15 minutes ago. No anaphylactic shock or microchip problems yet. Starkiller, and MadMax 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, abenjami said: Just got first Pfizer dose 15 minutes ago. No anaphylactic shock or microchip problems yet. The microchips take a while to activate once they get in the blood stream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkiller Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, abenjami said: Just got first Pfizer dose 15 minutes ago. No anaphylactic shock or microchip problems yet. You may need to roll back to the previous version of the Android System WebView app before you notice it working... abenjami 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitansFan23 Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Got the Johnson and Johnson shot yesterday. Burned because it was cold, but that’s about it. Starkiller 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 14 hours ago, heyitsmeallen said: The microchips take a while to activate once they get in the blood stream. Don't be silly. The first dose is harmless; it simply introduces the various tracking devices and mind-controlling nanobots into the bloodstream, thus allowing them to quietly spread throughout the body and embed in themselves in the brain matter. This can take up to three weeks....thus the reason for the delay before getting the second dose. After allowing three weeks for propagation, it's actually the SECOND dose that injects the activator to enable mind-control functionality, thus turning everyone into radical left-wing Antifa extremist robot zombies. I, for one, welcome our radical left-wing Antifa extremist overlords. wiscotitansfan, Supdawg, heyitsmeallen, and 1 other 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Two days later, my arm isn't rotting off, but it is sore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supdawg Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 I go for my 2nd shot this Friday! Starkiller, wiscotitansfan, MadMax, and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkiller Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 3/22/2021 at 9:43 PM, Starkiller said: Just got scheduled for my 1st dose on Sunday at a Kroger 5 minutes from home. Sure beats the 1 hour drives I went on to take my parents... Well, I had to reschedule my appointment from Sunday as, with all the rain, my subdivision effectively installed a moat and pulled up the drawbridge. But I was able to get out today (via an alternate exit) and get my 1st shot. So now I assume I will be some sort of walking 5G hotspot like the rest of you... freakingeek, and pamo9 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiscotitansfan Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Starkiller said: Well, I had to reschedule my appointment from Sunday as, with all the rain, my subdivision effectively installed a moat and pulled up the drawbridge. But I was able to get out today (via an alternate exit) and get my 1st shot. So now I assume I will be some sort of walking 5G hotspot like the rest of you... I heard that the 5G is to make sure that those who are smart enough to not get any vaccine will still be indoctrinated Edited March 30, 2021 by wiscotitansfan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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