woolfolksunclesuncle Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, StephenIsLegend said: All this talk about nuts and not a peep from @woolfolksunclesuncle I’m disappointed. Can't a guy have some sensual masturbation to nut conversation without interruption!? Supdawg, C_Train, and Justafan 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolfolksunclesuncle Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 hours ago, TheBukafax said: Lmfao looks like I’ll listen to this while I do dishes Ummmmm....please tell me that you're single OR that your real dishwasher is making an incredible buffet of delicious food while also washing, drying, and neatly folding your clothes during her break of constantly alternating sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming!? Justafan 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenIsLegend Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, woolfolksunclesuncle said: Can't a guy have some sensual masturbation to nut conversation without interruption!? Fuck no! Your credentials are at stake. You don’t want someone taking your territory, do you? woolfolksunclesuncle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenIsLegend Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, woolfolksunclesuncle said: Ummmmm....please tell me that you're single OR that your real dishwasher is making an incredible buffet of delicious food while also washing, drying, and neatly folding your clothes during her break of constantly alternating sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming!? Fucking. Dead. Bukafax ax is the girl woolfolksunclesuncle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolfolksunclesuncle Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, StephenIsLegend said: Fuck no! Your credentials are at stake. You don’t want someone taking your territory, do you? No....but, I was actually trying to be romantic with myself for once----I actually jacked it on the working toilet with the brand name crisco while lighting a few birthday candles in my trailer. I have feelings too----no one cares about the tears a pervert sheds in his crusty kleenex's.... Edited September 17, 2019 by woolfolksunclesuncle chef, EagleEye, and Justafan 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleNinja Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Ya'll gon make me hurl my Taco Bell. woolfolksunclesuncle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenIsLegend Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, NashvilleNinja said: Ya'll gon make me hurl my Taco Bell. I’m not sure if that’s worse or better than the normal end it comes out of. But low low key also had Taco Bell for dinner. Nothing else was open. NashvilleNinja, and rns90 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleNinja Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, StephenIsLegend said: I’m not sure if that’s worse or better than the normal end it comes out of. But low low key also had Taco Bell for dinner. Nothing else was open. What'd you have? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingTitan Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Serious question guys: have you ever tried olive oil for lube? It will change her ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctm Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Titans279 said: Jake Fromm 2020 confirmed Not confirmed, but it sure describes him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingTitan Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 About the block of cheese call Jrob said, "Tyreekus was lit on that call." I'm dead. Jrob said we gotta fix those mistakes. Mike Keith said, Marcus threw 3 tds for the first time in 3 years--oof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctm Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 11 hours ago, TitanDuckFan said: Rolled in Macadamia nuts? with a sides of spam and poi. TitanDuckFan 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingTitan Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Jrob did say when asked when he would give up on Mariota because he has killed a bunch of coaches, "We have been scouting etc etc." He's looking for the right opportunity. He also said there will be decisions coming because they have contracts that are coming to an end all across the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righteous Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, SleepingTitan said: Jrob did say when asked when he would give up on Mariota because he has killed a bunch of coaches, "We have been scouting etc etc." He's looking for the right opportunity. He also said there will be decisions coming because they have contracts that are coming to an end all across the team. Lol!!! Mariota makes the OL look like they can’t block, receivers look like they can’t get open and coaches to look like they can’t coach. He makes the whole bunch of people look incompetent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinx81 Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Apparently the block of cheese question came up on A To Z sports today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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