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They left out the time when he was in a Hawaiian prison and was gang raped by a bunch of leprotic tribal elders.

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Denali said:

They left out the time when he was in a Hawaiian prison and was gang raped by a bunch of leprotic tribal elders.

 

 

Why are you the way that you are?

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22 minutes ago, ChesterCopperpot1 said:

Why are you the way that you are?

When someone posts a series of videos claiming our mediocre QB to be some sort of superhero, how are we supposed to respond?

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It was really lame tbh. Maybe a new fan or some 85 year old season ticket holder would appreciate it, but there's only so much of that family first character bullshit that I can stomach. 

 

Would have preferred a hype video showing his best plays to date, some drama with injuries, and a build up to this being a contract year, maybe have Jrob quoted "at the end of the day this is a business" and "players, no matter who they are, are earning that spot on my goddamn roster every fucking day"

 

"I'll cut that motherfucker too"

 

"nobody's safe"

 

"Amy gave me the keys and the axe"

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1 hour ago, SleepingTitan said:

It was really lame tbh. Maybe a new fan or some 85 year old season ticket holder would appreciate it, but there's only so much of that family first character bullshit that I can stomach. 

 

Would have preferred a hype video showing his best plays to date, some drama with injuries, and a build up to this being a contract year, maybe have Jrob quoted "at the end of the day this is a business" and "players, no matter who they are, are earning that spot on my goddamn roster every fucking day"

 

"I'll cut that motherfucker too"

 

"nobody's safe"

 

"Amy gave me the keys and the axe"

I died. My ghost posted this and gave you the like.

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12 minutes ago, BudAdams said:

The should do one on Lewan.  I'd love to see the PR staff put that one together and gloss over all of the dumb stuff he's done. 

They'd probably pull it off as long as they don't let Lewan himself anywhere near that camera.

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4 hours ago, SleepingTitan said:

It was really lame tbh. Maybe a new fan or some 85 year old season ticket holder would appreciate it, but there's only so much of that family first character bullshit that I can stomach. 

 

Would have preferred a hype video showing his best plays to date, some drama with injuries, and a build up to this being a contract year, maybe have Jrob quoted "at the end of the day this is a business" and "players, no matter who they are, are earning that spot on my goddamn roster every fucking day"

 

"I'll cut that motherfucker too"

 

"nobody's safe"

 

"Amy gave me the keys and the axe"

Maybe they weren't looking at cramming as many sports clichés as they could find into one production, not that what they ended up with was anything to get excited about.

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12 minutes ago, The Toddster said:

Maybe they weren't looking at cramming as many sports clichés as they could find into one production, not that what they ended up with was anything to get excited about.

They are way overstocked on #8 stuff and need to move it fast.

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