heyitsmeallen Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, abenjami said: I lost. I had Rams (+3.5) and the under with the Chiefs (money line) and the over. So I had 3/4. This has been a horrible year for me betting parlays. I usually hit a decent amount of 4-teamers but not this year. I was on fire betting single games though and it funded all my parlay losses. BTW did you see the catch a predator guy was recently arrested? Sucks you lost and yeah did see that lol. Would have been ironic if it was for being s predator. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, heyitsmeallen said: Sucks you lost and yeah did see that lol. Would have been ironic if it was for being s predator. It was small money this time around and this year in general. Thankfully I wasn’t in Vegas this weekend per usual lol. I plan to review my entire season of bets and see what my single game percentage was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 minute ago, abenjami said: It was small money this time around and this year in general. Thankfully I wasn’t in Vegas this weekend per usual lol. I plan to review my entire season of bets and see what my single game percentage was. I actually barely bet at all this year. I was going to lay $ on the SB but I have no interest now. I’ll be in Vegas the week after the super bowl so you bet your ass I’ll be betting on sports. The rugby 7 nations tournament starts the first week of feb. so I’ll prob degen bet that abenjami 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashvilleNinja Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Only on this forum would a thread about porn devolve into depressing loser talk between gamblers. This is just proof you old codgers are getting old. Poon talk can't get you hard, but boy... parlays are viagra of the gods. woolfolksunclesuncle, and OILERMAN 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, NashvilleNinja said: Only on this forum would a thread about porn devolve into depressing loser talk between gamblers. This is just proof you old codgers are getting old. Poon talk can't get you hard, but boy... parlays are viagra of the gods. Hey, fuck you bro. I’m only 29 and I’m in my fucking prime. I shared my porn story before asking about the bet,. But I agree there is nothing like a parlay hitting NashvilleNinja 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkiller Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Don’t turn this wholesome thread about stepfamily porn into a discussion about some degenerate activity like gambling!!! heyitsmeallen, EagleEye, and IsntLifeFunny 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanruss Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 There was that story on reddit where the kid broke both his arms and it turned into fucking his real mom for about 5 years. So i'm sure stepmom shit is pretty common. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, titanruss said: There was that story on reddit where the kid broke both his arms and it turned into fucking his real mom for about 5 years. So i'm sure stepmom shit is pretty common. Weird logic making that connection. Soxcat 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanruss Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, abenjami said: Weird logic making that connection. im basically saying that if it will go off the deep end that much with a related mom and underage son... then plenty of step moms with questionable morals will be doing something similar because the taboo is lessened with a non-DNA relationship. or maybe i just wanted to bring up that story for fun. Edited January 24, 2019 by titanruss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 hours ago, titanruss said: There was that story on reddit where the kid broke both his arms and it turned into fucking his real mom for about 5 years. So i'm sure stepmom shit is pretty common. 9 hours ago, abenjami said: Weird logic making that connection. 8 hours ago, titanruss said: im basically saying that if it will go off the deep end that much with a related mom and underage son... then plenty of step moms with questionable morals will be doing something similar because the taboo is lessened with a non-DNA relationship. or maybe i just wanted to bring up that story for fun. I remember when that AMA was posted on Reddit originally. Shit was creeeepy. Here it is for anyone interested. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post woolfolksunclesuncle Posted February 1, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 On 1/21/2019 at 3:39 PM, heyitsmeallen said: I had a porn situation happen to me one time. Thank god I took advantage of it because I’m sure it won’t ever happen again when I was 20 I was living in a small flat roof beach cottage right across from the ocean. I had just gotten home from the beach and hopped in the shower when someone rang my doorbell. I hopped out and threw a towel on and went to the door and it was this hot ass girl driving door to door selling steaks and shit. So of course I let her inside so I could “browse the catalog” she noticed the smell of weed and asked if I smoked. I said yes and rolled a blunt for us to smoke and then I proceeded to knock the bottom out of it. Nice! But, I'm going to need a little more convincing that a chick selling steak door to door would be hot. On 1/21/2019 at 5:44 PM, abenjami said: I banged my friend's little sister at his wedding reception. Does that count as a porn situation? Nice! I'll allow it..... On 1/23/2019 at 10:48 PM, titanruss said: There was that story on reddit where the kid broke both his arms and it turned into fucking his real mom for about 5 years. So i'm sure stepmom shit is pretty common. Yup...that was the best 5 years of my life! Sadly, I forgot to pull out of mom one time and she had a child-----we named it Jake and dumped it in some trailer park in Pennsylvania.... 'Nator, Soxcat, TitanJoe, and 7 others 1 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 7 hours ago, woolfolksunclesuncle said: Nice! But, I'm going to need a little more convincing that a chick selling steak door to door would be hot. Nice! I'll allow it..... Yup...that was the best 5 years of my life! Sadly, I forgot to pull out of mom one time and she had a child-----we named it Jake and dumped it in some trailer park in Pennsylvania.... Lol you’ll just have to trust me. Not sure how I could prove it. woolfolksunclesuncle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolfolksunclesuncle Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 54 minutes ago, heyitsmeallen said: Lol you’ll just have to trust me. Not sure how I could prove it. I'll accept a notarized statement of events from you and the steak-chick along with multiple nude pics of her as visual supporting evidence..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanruss Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, heyitsmeallen said: Lol you’ll just have to trust me. Not sure how I could prove it. I honestly think I met the same girl when I was in college at Boone... I think around 2007/8 Trashy looking Hottie came around with her dad driving a van trying to unload frozen meats and magazine subscriptions. She smoked a couple bowls with me and my friend and her dad just left for a bit. We both had girlfriends at the time but she kept turning the conversation sexual. Edited February 2, 2019 by titanruss woolfolksunclesuncle 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyitsmeallen Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 8 hours ago, titanruss said: I honestly think I met the same girl when I was in college at Boone... I think around 2007/8 Trashy looking Hottie came around with her dad driving a van trying to unload frozen meats and magazine subscriptions. She smoked a couple bowls with me and my friend and her dad just left for a bit. We both had girlfriends at the time but she kept turning the conversation sexual. Haha this girl was traveling solo and was about 8 hours east of Boone but it’s possible. This was in 2010-2011. titanruss 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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