OILERMAN Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 So I’m carrying my route today and see cops all over this old guy’s house. I get closer and notice a white tarp over what loos like a body. I give this guy his mail every day, he’s gotten his last delivery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanedUpSince'70 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 That might have been Melvin, coming back to steal a package off that guy's front porch! He couldn't quite pull it off though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 33 minutes ago, TitanedUpSince'70 said: That might have been Melvin, coming back to steal a package off that guy's front porch! He couldn't quite pull it off though. No he's a normal customer I give the mail to every day. Neighbor told me he mowed a long time yesterday and looked like he overdid it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanedUpSince'70 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, OILERMAN said: No he's a normal customer I give the mail to every day. Neighbor told me he mowed a long time yesterday and looked like he overdid it Ah, lawnmower death! How old was he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, TitanedUpSince'70 said: Ah, lawnmower death! How old was he? He was at least in his 70s maybe 80+ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denali Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Look on the bright side. One less person you have to deliver the mail to. Actually, is there even a down side to this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Last delivery? Nah. It will take months for his mail to stop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 hours ago, abenjami said: Last delivery? Nah. It will take months for his mail to stop. I sent the pic to the postmaster and asked if I should hold his mail Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denali Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 7:08 PM, OILERMAN said: Neighbor told me he mowed a long time yesterday and looked like he overdid it Did you call first dibs on the lawnmower? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Denali said: Did you call first dibs on the lawnmower? I’ll tell a better story later on this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 7 hours ago, OILERMAN said: I’ll tell a better story later on this It's later. Let's hear it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted December 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Blackjack said: It's later. Let's hear it! Pretty sure I've told this one Had this old guy on my route named Mr Harvey. He got a SS check and this girl who was just a few years older than me would go over to his house to get part of his check. She was completely drugged out and in HS they say she was really attractive. She looked like a meth head at this point. He was probably 70+ and she was likely around 30. Mr Harvey get arrested for exposing himself to a minor and goes to jail. He gives the meth head the key to his house to check the mail and handle things while he' locked up. I go by his house and she was having a garage sale. The neighbor told me she sold his lawn mower and anything else she could and also wrote some checks from his check book. He died shortly after he got out of jail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus74 Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denali Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 6 hours ago, OILERMAN said: Pretty sure I've told this one Had this old guy on my route named Mr Harvey. He got a SS check and this girl who was just a few years older than me would go over to his house to get part of his check. She was completely drugged out and in HS they say she was really attractive. She looked like a meth head at this point. He was probably 70+ and she was likely around 30. Mr Harvey get arrested for exposing himself to a minor and goes to jail. He gives the meth head the key to his house to check the mail and handle things while he' locked up. I go by his house and she was having a garage sale. The neighbor told me she sold his lawn mower and anything else she could and also wrote some checks from his check book. He died shortly after he got out of jail. That’s a beautiful story. She sounds hot. Do you have her phone number? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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