Yes, I'm actually creating a thread about grapes. Actual grapes, the fruit. If you think it's lame, fuck you. You can kiss my actual grapes.
Specifically, it's about these grapes Kroger is selling grown by a company called Grapery. Best fucking grapes I've ever had in my life. Cotton Candy and Moondrops. They're big, crisp, juicy, and sweet. Just how @woolfolksunclesuncle likes his cocks. The cotton candy grapes are very appropriately named as they do actually have a slight hint of cotton candy flavor to them.
Try em, assholes. You're welcome.