"Aren't you guys done with Mariota? No way I'm gonna continue to watch unless Vrabel benches him! Blah, blah, blah!"
Fucking idiots! Did all of you scroll-through the beginning of last weeks comments before the big Brown collapse??? All that cynical, crybaby, bullshit, before the great Vrabel & Smith turned things around??? What happened there Mike? Where's all that, "Is Teresa here-ego?" Watching the ridiculous production from the overreaching roster additions of a little white boy named Humphries and an overpaid Patriot-has-been in the secondary. But, hey... It's only week two. How such stupid fans overreact around here.
Discipline - Tackling - No penalties - Toughness - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah !
"Hey, we got a cool looking young coach that won a couple Super Bowls with the Patriots! He's gonna be so much better than Mike "ugh" Mularkey and that old Fisher coach!"
"We should've gotten-a-ridden of Mariota last year - we could've got Murray or maybe we'll trade up and get Tagovailoa and become the next Rams... Oh, wait, but we're the Patriots south - my bad. Vrabel and Robinson we'll figure it out, I just love those cool dark helmets instead of those other gay colors!"
"Thanks Miss. Hillary for making our cafeteria and team look so much better since looking updated is the first step toward winning a championship."
But before we send Mariota packing and Tannehill under center, considering the city of Nashville has become our opponents second home stadium, let's just trade for Lamar Jackson "now" or simply wait for Tagovailoa - I mean, Jack Conklin sucks... Casey's getting old... and Adoree Jackson is a busted pick! We're never gonna win a Super Bowl with those guys, right, but as long as we have those pretty new uniforms and Vrabel at the helm, we'll be aye-right... Even if we have to start over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over (don't forget the hiring of a new coordinator every two years) and over and over and over and over and blah, blah, fucking, blah !
Adam Humphries for President in 2020 !
Thanks Adam for trying to help today !
"We just got to play better, go over the film, correct the mistakes, and get ready for Jacksonville. This is how this league is."
ESPN Adam Schefter reports that Marcus Mariota has been traded to Jacksonville for a sixth round draft pick and Maurice Jones-Drew.