kyle021 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 I saw the heartbeat today. Doc we work with pulled out the ultrasound machine and showed us. Shes right at 7 weeks. This thing is def mine lol i did bring up paternity test and she was all about doing it for my comfort. No probs on her end. She knows it’s mine. This is surreal my dumbass is going to be a father TeamBass, IsntLifeFunny, and MamlngEnvy 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRT Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 32 minutes ago, Kyle021 said: Doc we work with pulled out the ultrasound machine and showed us. WE? Maybe I missed it. Didn’t realize this was another workplace conquest. That opens another can of worms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Kyle's credit is fixed and his pregnant GF he just met is completely down with a paternity test that will no doubt come back with him as the father. We will get no more laughs at Kyle's expense, everything is going to be fine. At least that's what he'll be posting from now on FRT, and abenjami 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 You decide the man and father and partner you want to be through considerable prayer/mediation/thought and you set that on the horizon of your life and you work towards it and use it as a lodestone for every daily decision. Then you make sure to look up to that horizon at regular intervals and address how you're doing and how to steer a straighter path towards that life. You cut out any behaviors you don't want to show to your children or don't want then to exhibit. You align your life activities with that goal and you get and stay honest with yourself about where you are. More personally biased advice: You commit to unwavering monogamy and respect of your partner because it will create a better balanced life for yourself, your partner and your child. You commit to being a kind, thoughtful guide of a father. You leave child shit behind and grow up where you need to. ... and if the promise of seven weeks turns to ash, ripping your life and your heart to shreds - know that many of us have been there, some multiple times. And you reach out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 10:08 AM, oldschool said: I'll give you the same advice I gave my brother 10 years ago. Do not marry this girl because she's pregnant or due to pressure from your friends and family, church, etc... Being married is hard enough without throwing parenthood into the mix. Make sure you think logically about what you want to do because your life will change forever in 6 months. This, too. I took this for granted. The reality is that the two of you will have a baby together. What is the best life you can build, will be truly and fundamentally happy building and will continue to want to have built? Marriage is great. Divorce is not. Better to be honest with yourself now. wiscotitansfan 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OILERMAN Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Jamalisms said: Marriage is great. Divorce is not. Have you been divorced? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamalisms Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, OILERMAN said: Have you been divorced? Personally, no. Thank God. But I've been impacted by the divorce of others and I've seen the devastation it causes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 How old is this girl @Kyle021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TeamBass Posted September 19, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 hour ago, headhunter said: How old is this girl @Kyle021 whooo now, keep both your hands on the keyboard where we can see them headhunter, Legaltitan, pat, and 2 others 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliTitan3518 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Odds are against you man. Good luck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abenjami Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Is she lactating yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WVTITAN Posted September 20, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 You’re at best a sixth or seventh round prospect as a father. I hope you outperform your scouting report. rns90, Starkiller, abenjami, and 7 others 3 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rns90 Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, WVTITAN said: You’re at best a sixth or seventh round prospect as a father. I hope you outperform your scouting report. LOL totally uncalled for. Yet extremely hilarious. Well done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManningEnvy Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Hey Touched, nothing worse than a swollen fist huh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsntLifeFunny Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 5:24 PM, Kyle021 said: I saw the heartbeat today. Doc we work with pulled out the ultrasound machine and showed us. Shes right at 7 weeks. This thing is def mine lol i did bring up paternity test and she was all about doing it for my comfort. No probs on her end. She knows it’s mine. This is surreal my dumbass is going to be a father Follow through with the test Fuzu. It isn’t a slight. 4 hours ago, WVTITAN said: You’re at best a sixth or seventh round prospect as a father. I hope you outperform your scouting report. Kyle is a retard, just like all of us here. He’ll do great raising his little retard baby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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